That is because a hyena is, in fact a cat! ”Oh, Glynn,” you say, “Feliforma is kind of a ways back there on the…” No! Cat is cat! I bet they sit in boxes, too.
I firmly believe the best stories happen at- at Walmart self checkout- I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying fruit loops (laugh) and there was a tall, TALL country dad there and his lil five year old daughter and I- when i was buying my fruit loops i dropped them and i said “fuck… my L O O P S” and i remember like.. in the back hearing “YEAH. DONT BE AFRAID TO SPEAK!!” and i was like “what?? and he was like “You’re angry bout yo cereal! Say it! Say FUCK with your CHEST” and i was like “F U CK” and his (laugh) lil daughter was like “yeah my daddy lets me say bitcH”
